" I think about that sometimes - learning to play in a parking lot, stringing nets between cars. I learned to play by hitting against a brick wall, not a ball machine or other players. And my Father was my coach - teaching me from a twenty year-old book. When I hear people say that you can't make it in tennis if you don't have a lot of money, I know they're wrong. We didn't have much money. But I loved the sport and that was enough."
- Monica Seles -
Q. What do you serve but never eat?
A. A Tennis ball.
Q. Why you should never fall in love with a tennis player?
A. To them ‘Love’ means nothing.
Q. Why are fish never good tennis players?
A. They don’t like getting close to the net.
Q. Why is tennis a noisy game?
A. Because each player raises a racket.